John Florence Sullivan (1894-1956), who worked under the name Fred Allen, was an American comedian and radio host.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns. He should be drawn and quoted.
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Scott Bradford is a writer and technologist who has been putting his opinions online since 1995. He believes in three inviolable human rights: life, liberty, and property. He is a Catholic Christian who worships the trinitarian God described in the Nicene Creed. Scott is a husband, nerd, pet lover, and AMC/Jeep enthusiast with a B.S. degree in public administration from George Mason University.
