Jane Wagner

Jane Wagner (1935-) is an American television, film, and theater writer, director, and producer. She is most well known for her work in collaboration with comedian Lily Tomlin.


All my life, I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.

Remember we're all in this alone.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Why is it when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us, we're said to be schizophrenic?

Scott Bradford is a writer and technologist who has been putting his opinions online since 1995. He believes in three inviolable human rights: life, liberty, and property. He is a Catholic Christian who worships the trinitarian God described in the Nicene Creed. Scott is a husband, nerd, pet lover, and AMC/Jeep enthusiast with a B.S. degree in public administration from George Mason University.