Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else.
In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.
In every organization there is a considerable accumulation of dead wood in the executive level.
Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.
The habitually punctual make all their mistakes right on time.
The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal.
When you see yourself quoted in print and you're sorry you said it, it suddenly becomes a misquotation.