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Scott Bradford is a writer and technologist who has been putting his opinions online since 1995. He believes in three inviolable human rights: life, liberty, and property. He is a Catholic Christian who worships the trinitarian God described in the Nicene Creed. Scott is a husband, nerd, pet lover, and AMC/Jeep enthusiast with a B.S. degree in public administration from George Mason University.

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The Bible is a library composed of many books, each written and edited by many people. It’s a truly emergent document—a selected, sequenced and finally coherent story written by no one and everyone over many thousands of years.

Jordan Peterson

I have attended public worship in all countries and with all sects and believe them all much better than no religion, though I have not thought myself obliged to believe all I heard.

John Adams

It remains to me, as to so many who have thought about the matter, a source of extreme puzzlement that there should exist anything at all.

Richard Swinburne

But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

U.S. Dec. of Independence

The universe is not the result of chance, as some would want to make us believe. Contemplating it, we are invited to read something profound into it: the wisdom of the creator, the inexhaustible creativity of God.

Benedict XVI

You must acquire the best knowledge first . . . ; it is the height of madness to learn what you will later have to unlearn.

Erasmus

An idealist believes that the short run doesn’t count. A cynic believes the long run doesn’t matter. A realist believes that what is done or left undone in the short run determines the long run.

Sydney J. Harris

We are a strange mixture of hate, fear, and gentleness; we are both violence and peace.

Jiddu Krishnamurti

The name of God must never be used to support immoral acts.

U.S. Conf. of Catholic Bishops

Socialism is a blatant contradiction. It sets out to accuse the world of inequality, injustice, and lack of freedom. Yet history shows, once socialism is put in place, it imposes a far greater inequality, injustice, and lack of freedom than that which existed before. . . .

Paul Skousen

The spiritual reading of a text must start with its literal sense. Otherwise we can easily make the text say what we think is convenient, useful for confirming us in our previous decisions, suited to our own patterns of thought.

Francis (Pope)

Happiness [is] an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.

Ambrose Bierce

Don’t let your life be sterile. Be useful. Blaze a trail. Shine forth with the light of your faith and of your love.

Josemaría Escrivá

Favoring action over inaction, even in the face of uncertainty, is generally a good approach to life.

Scott Adams

Here is the thing you must bear in mind: I do not represent public opinion; I represent the public. There is a wide difference between the two, between the real interests of the public, and the public’s opinion of these interests.

Teddy Roosevelt

The problem is that at a lot of big companies, process becomes a substitute for thinking.

Elon Musk

I do not envy people who think they have a complete explanation of the world, for the simple reason that they are obviously wrong.

Salman Rushdie

By rejecting conscience, certain persons have made shipwreck of their faith. . . .

Paul the Apostle

Free peoples require alert, aggressive leadership and a socially and politically conscious citizenry. This is not easily maintained, but it is the price of freedom.

W. Cleon Skousen

Don’t judge a group by its worst 5 percent. If you do, you’re probably in the worst 5 percent of your own group.

Scott Adams

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