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Scott Bradford is a writer and technologist who has been putting his opinions online since 1995. He believes in three inviolable human rights: life, liberty, and property. He is a Catholic Christian who worships the trinitarian God described in the Nicene Creed. Scott is a husband, nerd, pet lover, and AMC/Jeep enthusiast with a B.S. degree in public administration from George Mason University.

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Democrats have accepted some ideas of socialism cheerfully, while Republicans have accepted them reluctantly.

Norman Thomas

It is my belief that there are ‘absolutes’ in our Bill of Rights, and that they were put there on purpose by men who knew what the words meant. . . .

Hugo Black

Conversion is a matter of a moment. Sanctification is the work of a lifetime.

Josemaría Escrivá

[Inflation is] a hidden tax that can be imposed without having been voted—taxation without representation.

Milton Friedman

God prefers a loving sinner to a loveless ‘saint.’ Love can be trained; pride cannot.

Fulton Sheen

Altruists, with thin, weak voices, denounce Christ as an egoist. Egoists, with even thinner and weaker voices, denounce him as an altruist.

G.K. Chesterton

The fool says in his heart, ‘There is no God.’ They are corrupt, they do abominable deeds. . . .

Holy Bible

I am not a member of any organized party—I am a Democrat!

Will Rogers

The said Constitution shall never be construed to authorize Congress to infringe the just liberty of the press or the rights of conscience; or to prevent the people of The United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms.

Samuel Adams

Virtue lies in our power, and similarly so does vice; because where it is in our power to act, it is also in our power not to act.

Aristotle

By rejecting conscience, certain persons have made shipwreck of their faith. . . .

Paul the Apostle

A man whose desire is to be something separate from himself, to be a member of Parliament . . . or something equally tedious, invariably succeeds in being what he wants to be. That is his punishment.

Oscar Wilde

A monarch’s neck should always have a noose around it. It keeps him upright.

Robert A. Heinlein

If anything can, it is memory that will save humanity.

Elie Wiesel

Science is . . . a method of inquiry [that] says an assertion is valid—and merits universal acceptance—only if it can be independently verified.

Michael Crichton

Congress shall make no law . . . abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press. . . .

U.S. Constitution

People will not look forward to posterity, who never look backward to their ancestors.

Edmund Burke

Everything the state says is a lie, and everything it has it has stolen.

Friedrich Nietzsche

The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.

Robert Hutchins

Whatever we worship, short of God, is sure to be our undoing.

Mignon McLaughlin

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