‘Bad Parking Job’ Notice

Posted April 23, 2005, 12:44 p.m.

Don’t you hate it when somebody parks their car in a discourteous manner? Almost every day I see a car parked across multiple spots, too close to a neighboring car, or parking in a spot that isn’t a parking spot at all.

Because it annoyed me so much, I created a notice that you can leave on people’s cars to let them know what they’ve done wrong. Download the PDF, print out some copies for yourself, and start making the universe of parking a better place. There are two notices per-sheet, so you’ll need to cut them in half before use.

‘Bad Parking Job’ Notice (PDF).

Scott Bradford is a writer and technologist who has been putting his opinions online since 1995. He believes in three inviolable human rights: life, liberty, and property. He is a Catholic Christian who worships the trinitarian God described in the Nicene Creed. Scott is a husband, nerd, pet lover, and AMC/Jeep enthusiast with a B.S. degree in public administration from George Mason University.

Quotes

The only people who see the whole picture are the ones who step outside the frame.

Salman Rushdie

It seems to be a fact of life that human beings cannot continue to do wrong without eventually reaching out for some thin rationalization to clothe the obvious wrong in the beautiful garments of righteousness.

Martin Luther King Jr.

All pagan religions begin with the teachings of adults, but Christianity begins with the birth of a child.

Fulton Sheen

An idealist believes that the short run doesn’t count. A cynic believes the long run doesn’t matter. A realist believes that what is done or left undone in the short run determines the long run.

Sydney J. Harris

I look very much forward to showing my financials. Because they are huge.

Donald Trump

Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words.

Dorothy Parker

Were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter.

Thomas Jefferson

Without justice, mercy would be indifference to wrong: without mercy, justice would be vindictive.

Fulton Sheen

Just exactly what happened in the twentieth century, anyway? How was it that so many tens of millions had to die, sacrificed to the new dogmas and ideologies? How was it that we discovered something worse, much worse, than the aristocracy and corrupt religious beliefs that communism and fascism sought so rationally to supplant?

Jordan Peterson

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be: ‘meetings.’

Dave Barry

The fact that I want to fly to Albuquerque does not constitute probable cause for an invasive search.

Scott Bradford

But above all, my brethren, do not swear, either by heaven or by earth or with any other oath, but let your yes be yes and your no be no, that you may not fall under condemnation.

James the Just

The dark night of fascism is always descending in the United States and yet lands only in Europe.

Tom Wolfe

Take it from me when I say a good sense of humor can compensate for a lot of other shortcomings in one’s looks and personality.

Scott Adams

The imitator dooms himself to hopeless mediocrity.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Too many people get credit for being good, when they are only being passive. They are too often praised for being broadminded when they are so broadminded they can never make up their minds about anything.

Fulton Sheen

Besides being complicated, reality, in my experience, is usually odd. It is not neat, not obvious, not what you expect.

C. S. Lewis

But perhaps [the bricklayer] is not merely laying bricks. Maybe he is building a wall. And the wall is part of a building. And the building is a cathedral. And the purpose of the cathedral is the glorification of the Highest Good.

Jordan Peterson

All religions, arts, and sciences are branches of the same tree. All these aspirations are directed toward ennobling man’s life.

Albert Einstein

The wisdom of the past was hard-earned, and your dead ancestors may have something useful to tell you.

Jordan Peterson

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