Joke Website: George Mason Univerity, Corp.

Posted March 28, 2003, 3:58 p.m.

In the last three years at George Mason University, I’ve noticed they’re just a bunch of money hungry fools more intent on swindling me than anything else. So I figured, what better target for my first website parody!? It’s only the front page (none of the links go anywhere), but it should be good for a laugh—especially to you GMU people. Made in 2003.

George Mason Univerity, Corp.

‘Joke Website: George Mason Univerity, Corp.’ is a parody of the George Mason University web site as it appeared in 2003, and is thus protected under the fair-use provisions of copyright law. GMU claims a copyright on the original work, however as a state institution its copyright is unenforceable (if even legal in the first place).

Scott Bradford is a writer and technologist who has been putting his opinions online since 1995. He believes in three inviolable human rights: life, liberty, and property. He is a Catholic Christian who worships the trinitarian God described in the Nicene Creed. Scott is a husband, nerd, pet lover, and AMC/Jeep enthusiast with a B.S. degree in public administration from George Mason University.

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We often hear that love, happiness, or personal contentment constitute the means of a good marriage and reasons to redefine marriage, but these things are the fruits of marriage, not the nature of marriage.

Steven Jonathan Rummelsburg

I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead; I lift my lids and all is born again.

Sylvia Plath

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.

Winston Churchill

United we stand, divided we fall. Let us not split into factions which must destroy that union upon which our existence hangs.

Patrick Henry

Middle-class values, of course, are represented by the Constitutional concepts of limited government, states rights, rights of property, a competitive economy, the solving of problems on the local level if possible and, in any event, with a minimal of government meddling.

W. Cleon Skousen

If you want to read a perfect book there is only one way: Write it.

Ambrose Bierce

If the creative artist worries if he will still be free tomorrow, then he will not be free today.

Salman Rushdie

In cases of this sort, let us say adultery, rightness and wrongness do not depend on committing it with the right woman at the right time and in the right manner, but the mere fact of committing such action at all is to do wrong.

Aristotle

Science is the most exciting and sustained enterprise of discovery in the history of our species. It is the great adventure of our time.

Michael Crichton

For I am sure that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor things present, nor things to come, nor powers, nor height, nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God in Christ Jesus our Lord.

Paul the Apostle

We who believe in strong defense are the true peace party.

Margaret Thatcher

Today we need a nation of Minutemen—citizens who are not only prepared to take up arms, but who regard the preservation of freedom as a basic purpose . . . [and] are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom.

John F. Kennedy

As long as one dissident is in prison, our freedom will not be true. As long as one child is hungry, our lives will be filled with anguish and shame.

Elie Wiesel

Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem.

Ronald Reagan

No one shall be subjected to arbitrary interference with his privacy, family, home, or correspondence, nor to attacks upon his honor and reputation. Everyone has the right to the protection of the law against such interference or attacks.

Universal Dec. of Human Rights

Don’t be afraid of the truth, even though the truth may mean your death.

Josemaría Escrivá

Every valuable thing that has been added to the store of man’s possessions has been derided by them when it was new, and destroyed by them when they had power.

H.L. Mencken

Do we not sometimes hear the thief contend that he is not guilty of sin, because he steals from the rich and the wealthy? . . . Such an excuse is as wretched as it is baneful.

Catholic Church

You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, . . . soul, and . . . mind. This is the great and first commandment. And a second is like it: You shall love your neighbor as yourself.

Jesus Christ

When [civilization] wants a library cataloged, or the solar system discovered, or any trifle of that kind, it uses up its specialists. But when it wishes anything done which is really serious, it collects twelve of the ordinary men standing round.

G.K. Chesterton

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